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Forchune fayvers the braev.

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20 thoughts on “How Matt Damon thought we’d react to his commercial”
  1. Notice that Matt never even says anything about the company, the name, the product? I honestly think he just filmed this in front of a greenscreen with no clue as to what he was going to be promoting.

  2. Hello, Humans
    “She sells seashells by the seashore” was written about a female paleontologist from the 1800s. She actually sold dinosaur bones and fossilized shells.

    TERRANCE OUT

  3. I’m pretty sure people have been saying “Fortune favors the bold” for centuries, but because it’s copyrighted or something, this company had to switch it up a bit.

    Oh wait, this is a crypto commercial?

  4. Asaaaaand this is the moment that I lost all respect for Matt Damon. May his dignity and self respect rest in piece.

  5. This is sooo great!!! I’ve dogged on this commercial for so long! Sounds like a Marines commercial. But it’s crypto, for some reason. I was watching an NBA game last week and this came on and after it ended, I said, “Thanks, Matt Damon! I definitely needed that.” Then proceeded to never need that.

  6. Fortune favours only those who believe in God and understand the Christ Sacrifice, once you have that imbeded in your heart you are already the richest person on the planet.

  7. the real paradox is me reacting to you the same way you are reacting to Matt Damon when you’re #13 on trending

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